Another night in Willville, another breakfast of bulk coffee and box-store bisquits. Bliss.
I don't know why, but I was convinced that I needed to leave early that morning. So I was up with the Rally crowd, and out while they lingered in their Kermit Chairs.

Having covered much of the same BRP ground down to Fancy Gap, I didn't stop all morning except for the obligatory "I'm not in Virginia anymore" photo.
Not too far in I ran across the stereotypical N.C. Blue Ridge photo overlook...




... and then the ride went straight to hell.
Maybe it was the perfect bliss of the day before setting a bar far too high to meet. Or maybe it was the ever darkening clouds in front of me. More then likely it was the !@#!$!$!! detours off the BRP that sent me off the mountain and put me in prime view of some of the WORST driving that I've ever seen.
A pickup truck, staying together with blind faith, mud, and duct tape came bursting outta the damn forest, down a hill about 400 feet in front of me. Driver whooping like a stereotype, the passenger tosses out a beer bottle clipping the crash bars on the GS and exploding like a fine sparkling wine on the prowl of a newly christened ship. {Too bad it was Budwiser...}
Welcome to North Carolina, where 10:30AM is apparently happy hour.
Needless to say I gave those buffoons a WIDE berth.
A little later I needed fuel, so I braced myself and asked the Garmin where to find some... the answer was at least 20 miles in any direction that I wasn't traveling. !@#$@!$!@% The HELL with it, I ducked off the parkway, hit 221, and found what looked like a nice little station with Wi-Fi! Score!
I spent some time online, drank some coffee, had a pop-tart, and downloaded a new book and some tunes. I was beginning to chill out a bit until I locked in on a conversation between two well dressed business men. Let's just say that these seemingly educated men had a number of issues with the executive branch - both in policy and physical appearance.

One conversation? Okay, not so bad... until I clued in on other very similar conversations about people both famous and mundane.
Good lord, I was in stereotypical Hillbilly Hell. I'd been in NC dozens of times, and for some cosmic reason I was trapped in some sort of twilight zone now. Considering my other experiences in NC - this was perplexing, and very much out of what I had noticed to be "ordinary."

I decided it was just the area I was in, and it was time to get the hell outta dodge.
Putting on my game face, I was determined to shake this feeling of gloom and ill-ease away. I soldiered on stoically until the next friggn' detour, this one pushing me into Beautiful

Boone, NC.
I'm sure that somewhere past the mini-mart, warehouses, loading docks, chain restaurants, and general filth of the light industrial sprawling mess that is Boone there is a very beautiful college town nestled in the hills. I never made it that far. I made it through the detour, back to the BRP and was greeted in the pre-thunder shower gloom with the promise of more roadwork at the crest of the hill.
I pulled off the side of the road and thought about this. 1) I Could push on, get further from home, and face a collection of slab days to make it back home in time. 2) I could veer into the unknown of N.C. {Which on this day had NOT been a Lady to me} 3) I could turn around and get the hell out of NC and ramble around VA for the rest of the time, plodding slowly home.
Yah, I didn't see much of a tough choice here. I plowed through Boone, used 221 to get around the dirt movers on the BRP and beat feet for VA, feeling pretty good about my choice. I'll come back when they've used all their crazy up - cause this is not the state I remember.
I almost made it to the state line, but decided to slow down for the day, and got a room at the Bluffs Lodge.

Nice quiet place, about perfect for calming the nerves. The main lodge is across the street and up the hill from the restaurant, so really only guests are milling about the place, leaving it nice and queit.

I grabbed dinner, and then packed myself on a rock - and with 1 bar of signal called home to the rugrats, and uploaded a few pictures. The sun started peaking out from the clouds and I settled in for the night, reading my book.

Having a duck in the window behind you is quite the conversation starter, and the whole lodge seemed to be in a laid back easy going mood.
At one point an older gentlemen - seeing me poking at my iPhone reading - asked if I had any signal. I told him sadly no, but gave him the location of the rock that I'd reconnected with the outside world from. He laughed and we struck up a wandering conversation about kids, motorcycles, travel, and airplanes. Seems that he was a pilot on "heavies" in WWII. Told me how if you were taller then 5'10 then you were too tall to get fighters, and found yourself in the multi-engine class. Great stories. Went on to tell me that at 88, he still flies. In fact he was on his way to
Oshkosh to camp out, meet up with friends, and see the old and new birds. At the end of his conversation, I said goodbye, and thanked him. There aren't many of the veterans from the
Greatest Generation left with us, and I believe strongly that we owe them more then could possibly be repaid or even confessed. Just with "thank you" he seemed very pleased - and it was a good way to cap off the night, along with a killer sunset.

The next morning I was up and out at about 10. I'd opted not to get breakfast at the lodge. It was drizzling and the large collection of us biker types were slugging around in our rain gear. I'd found a clever solution to having my iPhone out in nasty weather: Take the liner bag for your ice bucket and wrap it around your phone. Then put the phone into RAM mount. The touch screen still works, and the phone is safe.

I rumbled up the parkway enjoying the quiet. It was Thursday, and it was raining. The BRP was deserted, and I liked it like that.


Somewhere along the way, I decided that I was going to stop for the night in Lexington VA, and visit some old friends of mine that own/operate the Lexington Carriage House. With a destination in mind, I just rolled along, with plenty of time to let my mind wander and relax.
I stopped in Meadows of Dan again for some Late lunch - first meal of the day.

Duuuuuude... they had Grape Nehi. In bottles. Rawk...

... and a brilliant collection of what food eats.

Lotsa little cemeteries at the side of the BRP.

By the time I'd made it to Peaks of Otter for a drink and a leg stretch, I was starting to get a little road worn. The sun had come out, and was baking me into the pavement. July had FINALLY made it.
... to be continued ...