I was buying gas in Conn. and trying to look cool on my R1150RT, but the ladies working behind the counter looked tougher than me, lots of tattoos and piercings. I tried to be pleasant and make conversation with the one popping her gum. I told her that I looked away when fueling and gas sprayed all over me and in my face. She wasn't impressed and blurted "Yeah, the Harley guys use that for after shave, Ok?"
True story.
Shot down somewhere in Conn...